Welcome to Falcon Records, the official site for tramps across London. Well, just two of them actually. Their names are Simon Harding and Martin Griffiths (or Si and Marty as they prefer to be known).

So why donate a whole site to these low-lifes? This is because they are not your ordinary brew heads, they were literally forced into the underworld. They had no choice. Their homes were destroyed and their business (a successful independent record shop - a pillar of the community) closed down right before their own eyes - no one deserves that.

Rumours have it that if you go into the shop which housed Falcon Records (now a toy store) and listen closely, you can still hear the cries of "setup, setup, you facka set me up".

So who is responsible for these horrific events? Believe it or not, it was an inside job. "He was such a sweet little boy" cries Simon. "as soon as we saw his Manic hoody, we knew he was right for us" confirms Marty. The boy in question was a work experience pupil sent from a nearby school. This boy is sick, no question. Troubled childhood prehaps? How could they have known? They didn't stand a chance. 

So this is why Simon and Marty - icons forever, have their own website

This website is designed to give you an insight into their lives, record shop & musical tastes, sexuality, cups of fac'in tea and ultimately, their demise by the hands of one bitter and twisted work experience pupil.....

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On a different note,  you might notice that i love and hate them... well that can't be helped!